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December 12, 2012

~ Best Christmas Cookies Ever~

Tequila Cookies

  • 1 cup of dark brown sugar
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) butter
  • 1 cup of granulated sugar
  • 4 large eggs
  • 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp fresh lemon juice
  • 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something, whatever. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table full of that one stuff. Add a spoon of shuga, or somefink. Whatever you can find. It all looks the same.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Pick yourself up off the floor. Try not to giggle, it makes the floor fall out from underneath you. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


Until next time from my mountain to yours
Hugs and smiles Gloria


Marty@A Stroll Thru Life said...

Gloria, you are unreal. Hugs, Marty

Sonny G said...

too funny:) you always bring a smile~!

Salmagundi said...

You are too funny! Hope you are feeling better. Sally

lvroftiques said...

LOL!! OK I wanna make some! *winks*

Lynne (lynnesgiftsfromtheheart) said...

Hi darling, you are just what the doctor ordered on this side of your mountain, then again maybe I don't need those kind of cookies. lol
Wanted to let you know my daughter and Bailey will be here late on Friday.. yah!!!! laughter in the house... I can hardly wait.. love ya darling. we're due for a very long conversation on the phone and lots of coffee.. hugs ~lynne~

Unknown said...

That is too funny! :D And probably really good! :D


Bonnie@Creative Decorating said...

Hee hee hee hee.....Sorry, have to pick myself up from laughing!

Oh Gloria, you may not get to decorate much but you sure spread Christmas cheer!!

I'm sending this to my sister in laws!

Ivy and Elephants said...

Hi Gloria,
You make the holidays (and any day), merry and bright! Keep the smiles coming!
Hugs and happy holidays,

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Madeline's Album said...

This gave me a good laugh. Hope you are doing well. Have a blessed evening. Madeline

Unknown said...

My kinda cookies! One tequila two tequila three tequila floor!
Rainey @ The Project Table

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