Happy New Year to all my blogging friends..I think this time of year we all have reflections on what our life is all about and the many things we would love to be able to change about it..
I know I have had many struggles with heart issues now since last year and each day I wake up I feel God has once again Blessed me..
The one thing I can truly say is that this past almost 5 years I have been blogging I have so enjoyed getting to know so many kind people and will take these many fond memories in my heart with me..
Last year at this time I had nothing to share with all my non-projects I didn't get done and here we are at yet another years end and I still have nothing to share ha ha!!
Kenny Rogers song the "Gambler" said you got to know when to fold them..Well I'm now at this stage in my life that it is time for me to put this blog to rest..I feel I have nothing left in me to share..
I will miss so many people that I came to call "My Dear friends" so many of you have inspired me to want to be a better person..
I truly loved you all opening up your homes and your heart to me..My new word for 2013 is KINDNESS this I wish for each and everyone of you..Be healthy and don't ever take for granted your health!! One day you can be fit as fiddle and the next just trying to breath each day...Always love your family and show them each day how much you do love them..
Before I call this a wrap I want to wish my dear blogging friend BJ at Sweet Nothings a very Happy 75th birthday..I'm so glad I met you on Rate my space and was able to reconnect with you in Blogland..
Many Blessings to each and every one of you that took the time to just come by and say Hi Gloria..
Much love to all of you and THANK YOU for all the fond memories..
With KINDNESS from my mountain to yours,
Hugs and Love Gloria
Who knows maybe I'll back for Bubba and Patty Ann's Christmas letter 2013
WELCOME to HAPPY TO BE...This is a blog about my love of Antiques, My family, humor, as humor keeps us laughing and my every Day life...I hope you enjoy your visit...Please leave me a comment to let me know you Came by so I can visit with you Thank You !!...Hugs and Smiles, Gl♥ria
December 29, 2012
December 23, 2012
~ How To Confuse Santa~
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
17. Leave out a Santa suit, with an attached dry-cleaning bill.
18. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue for personal injury.
19. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
20. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.
Until next time from my mountain to yours
Hugs and smiles Gloria
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December 19, 2012
~ 12 Days of Christmas~
My True Love Gave to Me...
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised or pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted by your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what more should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't you think that enough is enough? You are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. You truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I love it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the previous days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, you managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with you and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny you weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do you expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined by them, and I can't move in my own house! Just lay off me or you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
Hey loser,
What are you? You must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
You rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a day all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! You creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen you evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death by the cows. I hope you are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If you attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
This document was written by Agnes Mcholstein.
Until next time from my mountain to yours
Hugs and smiles Gloria
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December 12, 2012
~ Best Christmas Cookies Ever~
Tequila Cookies
- 1 cup of dark brown sugar
- 1 cup (2 sticks) butter
- 1 cup of granulated sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
- 1 tsp baking soda
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp fresh lemon juice
- 1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something, whatever. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table full of that one stuff. Add a spoon of shuga, or somefink. Whatever you can find. It all looks the same.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Pick yourself up off the floor. Try not to giggle, it makes the floor fall out from underneath you. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
**** CHERRY MISTMAS ****
Hugs and smiles Gloria
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December 9, 2012
~I finally go me some Christmas help~
Resimay:
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly, BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. Dear Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday
Until Next time from my mountain to yours,
Hugs and smiles Gloria
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly, BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. Dear Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday
Until Next time from my mountain to yours,
Hugs and smiles Gloria
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December 4, 2012
Bubba and Patty Ann's Christmas letter 2012
Hey Y'all
Bubba and Patty Ann here..
we was bless to have our boy Clem marry his baby's mama Loretta and have his dog Bullet be his best man..Son we is so proud of you
Bubba made us a new bbq with things he found out in the yard for the wedding dinner
Bubba made us a new fence..Love it How sweet is my man!!
added some beer to the new cooler Bubba made..
Bubba made a new swing for the wedding guests..Bubba says it's all about comfort at our home..
we was so excited as our identical twin girls Linda 1 and Linda 2 got to come home..After all these years they still love to dress alike..had many a wedding guest trying to tell them apart..Bubba still has a hard time !!
our oldest Bubba jr. came home and bought a new friend..we is so glad to see him finally happy...after his wife ran off with the outhouse salesman..
Bubba made our wedding guest a pool...Uncle Cyrus was the first one in...
Daddy always wins at horse shoes..
loves taking home the prize...I just loves me daddy's smile
we got our Christmas tree last week...
I think it's a beauty..Bubba helped me this year decorating..
Bubba made some new lights for us but every time we plugs them in they are so loud..they wake up the dogs
took awhile but Bubba got the outside all done..I'm so proud of him..What a keeper
I made Bubba a new Christmas sock..I'm getting dang good at all these crafts things (ps. been visiting Pinterest )
Clem and his baby's mama really stole the best of show with there decorating...best in the trailerhood
well until next year..hope you and all your kin folks have a " Merry Christmas and Happy New Year "
Love, Bubba and Patty Ann
disclaimer: I am not making fun at anyone with this post..I find all these photos on "Rednecks" site
and just add a story to them..like I do each year..I love humor..
Bubba and Patty Ann here..
we was bless to have our boy Clem marry his baby's mama Loretta and have his dog Bullet be his best man..Son we is so proud of you
Bubba made us a new bbq with things he found out in the yard for the wedding dinner
added some beer to the new cooler Bubba made..
Bubba made a new swing for the wedding guests..Bubba says it's all about comfort at our home..
we was so excited as our identical twin girls Linda 1 and Linda 2 got to come home..After all these years they still love to dress alike..had many a wedding guest trying to tell them apart..Bubba still has a hard time !!
our oldest Bubba jr. came home and bought a new friend..we is so glad to see him finally happy...after his wife ran off with the outhouse salesman..
Bubba made our wedding guest a pool...Uncle Cyrus was the first one in...
Daddy always wins at horse shoes..
loves taking home the prize...I just loves me daddy's smile
we got our Christmas tree last week...
I think it's a beauty..Bubba helped me this year decorating..
Bubba made some new lights for us but every time we plugs them in they are so loud..they wake up the dogs
took awhile but Bubba got the outside all done..I'm so proud of him..What a keeper
I made Bubba a new Christmas sock..I'm getting dang good at all these crafts things (ps. been visiting Pinterest )
Clem and his baby's mama really stole the best of show with there decorating...best in the trailerhood
well until next year..hope you and all your kin folks have a " Merry Christmas and Happy New Year "
Love, Bubba and Patty Ann
disclaimer: I am not making fun at anyone with this post..I find all these photos on "Rednecks" site
and just add a story to them..like I do each year..I love humor..
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