~Paula verse's Maxine~

Paula says: To keep potatoes from budding,

place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Maxine says :

Buy Smash mashed potato mix.

Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.


Paula Says:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of dry cake

mix instead and there won't be any

white mess on the outside of the cake.

Maxine says:
Go to the bakery!

Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

Paula says:

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting

in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine says:

Celery?

Never heard of it!

 

Paula says:
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and
rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine says:

Take a lime, mix it with tequila,

chill and drink! All your pains go away

Paula says:

Don't throw out all that leftover wine.

Freeze into ice cubes for future use

in casseroles and sauces...

Maxine says:

Left over wine???

HELLO!!!!!!

My daughter Dawna is coming in tonight for the weekend can you say YIPPEE!! I just love it when I get to have one of my babies home...She called me this morning and asked me if I was going to bake her a cake...HELLO!!! this is your mama your talking too..This is the same daughter that while in grade school would tell me at 9pm on her way to bed..Oh Mom I told my teacher you would bake 40 cupcakes for the class party tomorrow!! Or would tell me Mom I signed you up to go to the zoo with 40 kids, Mom I signed you up to make 8 block letters for the cheerleaders we need them by Friday and it's Wednesday!! Or Mom your having a baby shower this Saturday for my teacher!! And now she wants a cake?? She'll get Twinkies and coffee ha ha!!
Wish me luck girls!! This is my daughter that came out swinging a purse and chewing gum and wanted to know who the boss was around here ha ha!! But at least I can get all this stuff out of my sun room that I"m been stacking up for her..Oh yes she shops my house when she comes, She goes from room to room and tells me what I don't need and what would look great at her house...Hope you all have a GREAT weekend...

Until next time from my mountain to yours,

Hugs and smiles Gloria

~HUMOR TUESDAY~

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Just wanted some humor today...Ok coffee breaks over back on my head...May you all have a Great day !!!

Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria