On the twelve days of Christmas, My true Love gave to me.....
December 14, 2009
went to the door today, and the post man delivered a partridge in a
pear tree. This was delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised
or pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
December 15, 2009
the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtle
doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted by your
thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
December 16, 2009
truly been to kind! I must protest: I don't deserve such generosity.
The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not
surprised...what more should I expect from such a nice person.
December 17, 2009
calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't
you think that enough is enough? You are being too romantic.
December 18, 2009
Dearest darling Dave,
was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every
finger. Your truly are impossible Darling, yet oh how I love it! Quite
frankly, all these birds squawking from the previous days were starting
to get on my nerves. Yet, you managed to come through with a beautiful
All my love,
December 19, 2009
I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front
steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but
where will I keep them?
The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all this racket. Please stop dear.
December 20, 2009
is with you and those stupid birds? Seven swans a-swimming !!! What
kind of sick joke is this !!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They
never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's
not funny you weirdo, so stop with the birds.
December 21, 2009
O.K. wise guy,
birds were bad enough, Now what do you expect me to do with eight maids
a-milking? If that's not enough, they had to bring their cows!! The
front lawn was completely ruined by them, and I can't move in my own
house! Just lay off me or you'll be sorry!
December 22, 2009
are you? You must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers
playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those
maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're
stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a
petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
December 23, 2009
You rotten scum!!
are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that!
They're dancing twenty-four hours a day all around me with the pipers
upsetting the cows and the maids, The cows can't sleep, and they are
going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has
subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I
can't even think of a reason! You creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2009
Listen you evil, sadistic, maniac!
with the eleven lords a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms
breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place
smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least
the birds are quite: they were trampled to death by the cows, I hope
you are satisfied...you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
December 25, 2009
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which
you have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mc Holstein. The
destruction of course was total. If you attempt to reach Ms. Mc Holstein
at Happy Daze sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
This is a post I did a few years ago and thought I would do a repeat..Just because.
May all my dear blogging friends have a Blessed CHRISTmas and a "Happy New Year"
Until next time from my mountain to yours,
Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
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