Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her."I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .
Now Girls this is what I will be doing taking a Nap in my OLD RED ROBE!!! Hope all of you have a great and safe day...I will see all you silly things Tuesday for Susans Tablescapes...Hugs and Smiles Gloria
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Have a nice rest, Gloria! Poor thing! Hope hubby caught some fish to go with your nap!
Be a sweetie,Shelia :)
You sure look cute and comfy all curled up in your big red robe..enjoy your nap sweetie..sure hope I didn't wake you up..
hugs ~lynne~
look at how cute you are... Yes, I loved the story too. vicky
Okay, Gloria...you mentioned Peter Cottontail and that got me to thinking...Come on back, I wrote a story.
Be a sweetie,
shelia :)
Ah, a girl after my own heart...I love napping on my couch too! In fact, I see that in my very near future...like this afternoon...LOL!
;-) Bo
Great story~ loved your pink saturday post, too. You have a beautiful home. Thank you for coming by to see my quilt. :) Enjoy your nap!
Hugs~ J
That was a funny little story Gloria... It made me smile from ear to ear... Hope you get some good rest today... I love those kinda days every now & then...
(((HUGS)))
Donna
Nothing like a cold afternoon and your favorite comfy robe.
blossom
HAH funny story...I loved it because I love to read...hmmm I hope that makes me smart! Have a lovely nappy ready day!
That is my favorite picture I've seen on Blogland! Love it! You are too cute Gloria. :)
Enjoy the nap, boy am I jealous of it too! Nicholas was in the hospital last night and I was up most of the night with him. He's really sick but since he doesn't have insurance there isn't much they'll do for him bz he can't pay outright for the tests. They think he has either endocarditis (OUCH) or pleurisy but won't prescribe an antibiotic due to stomach problems he has so they have only given him Lortab. Sorry I know TMI while you're napping. Have an extra good one for me to!
Cute story G! And you look adorable napping in your big red comfy robe!! I love a rainy day where I can kick back with a cuppa joe and a good book and not feel one bit guilty for not being outside doing something that NEEDS to be done Lol! *winks* Vanna
Awww! you go on and rest. I kicked the kids out of the house(this 3 day weekend has me going a bit nuts with them home!) and I am sitting here in my fluffy pink one catching up on my "reading"...blogs that is! Have a relaxing day! :)
Gloria I was here at 5:30am but there was no place to comment! Of course my table is in the will for you!! You look so cute laying there asleep, wish I was napping right about now! Have a great day and thanks for putting me on the list! xoxoxo
Great story! I think I need a nap now too.... :0} Diane
I've read/heard that joke before, but I love it everytime!! I spent a lot of time this weekend reading. I do re-reads - do you do that? My favs are Nora Roberts. I read her vampire series this weekend (again) and cried in all that right places (again)!! You look so comfy curled up in your robe!
Talk to you later!
Lynette
Queen G~~I just got back from Hot Springs and the BEST part was napping and reading in the hotel room! Ha!
ENJOY!! :-)
I just loved that story and you look so comfy on that couch. I take a Happy Nappy every chance I get.
Hugs,
CHris
Rest well sweet Princess, so you can be ready for Tablescape Tuesday.
Ahhh don;t you just look the cutest all wrapped in red;) One of my favorite things to do is nap in the afternoon;) I haven't done it much lately (ok well maybe a bit) Your a sweetheart;) French
This is a good one Gloria! You rest well dear friend, hope you feel better tomorrow. Love ya, Cindy
Hope I didn't wake you with all of my laughing. You look so comfortable and cozy on your lovely sofa, but I couldn't help it, I loved reading that joke, so I did---I laughed out loud, but I did tiptoe out. laurie
Hi Gloria, I got your e-mail. Funny how it's such a small world, huh? :0} Diane
I am so glad you had a down day! I think I am needing one of those after having 2 weeks of having a family living with us!!!
You look like your resting well on that beautiful couch of yours!!!
blessings
mary
I trust you've enjoyed a refreshing nap.
Oh I am so jealous! I had to wake up early and work all day. That was acute story though. Like Nikki said, I like to read so i hope that means I am smart, too. ~ Robyn
I HAVE BEEN CHECKING YOUR BLOG FOR NEW POSTS,HOW DID I MISS THESE?YEP.THATS WHAT VANNA AND I BOTH DID YESTERDAY.IT WAS A COLD RAINY DAY,DARK AND GLOOMY SO WE JUST LOAFED ALL DAY.SOME DAYS A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRLS GOTTA DO,HUH?...ANN
Oh Gloria, I just stopped in my tracks. The fabric on the sofa...perhaps it's from Barrows. If not it looks very similiar. Now that I've been upholstering, I've become a fabric snob...beautiful choice, my friend.
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