Don't You Love Monday??? I had a real busy day Sunday....am to tired to even think so I thought I would just share some humor with you Today !!!
Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her."I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .
Now Girls this is what I will be doing taking a Nap in my OLD RED ROBE!!! Hope all of you have a great and safe day...I will see all you silly things Tuesday for Susans Tablescapes...Hugs and Smiles Gloria
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