Three men were hiking through a forest...
When they came upon a large raging, violent river
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
God gave him big arms and strong legs...
And he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
Having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
God gave him a kayak and strong arms and strong legs...
And he was able to row across In about an hour
After almost capsizing once
The Third man Prayed:"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Until next time from my mountain to yours,
Hugs and Smiles Gl♥ria
30 comments:
LOL! I needed that laugh. Gloria. My MIL is coming! HELP! ;-) JK, I love her dearly, but my house is not clean!!!!!!
XO,
Sheila :-)
Too funny !! Have a great Day!!
OMGoodness.....Yep...Yep!!!!!!
Love it!!
Have a Wonderful Day!!
Love,
Marilyn
Ain't that the truth!LOL
I thought the same as you about the table paint, Gloria. First time I saw Jake's work at The Front Porch..I thought milk paint. Our two rockers we had made are done with milk paint.
Thanks for the laugh Gloria, I really needed it today. It's turning into one of "those" weeks:) Thanks for making my day a wee bit brighter! Hugs, Kat
Nailed that one down right! Love it! Hope all is going well with you, sweetie.
Have a lovely day ~
TTFN~ Marydon
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, chickee!!!
xoxo,
Connie
LOL!!!! love it.
OMW, I Love it!!!
Thanks Gloria!
~ Tracy
Too funny (and too true-lol)!
Blessings,
Kim
That was very cute. Thanks for the gift of laughter. Have a great day.
Hi Gloria,
You are making me laugh at loud with this funny story.
Wouldn't you know it takes a woman to do it right!
hugs
Sissie
Yep! :-D !!
Have a great weekend.
This post made my evening so funny. Have a blessed evening. Madeline
So fun! I have been trying to catch up with everyone, and this is a real treat! I hope sweet Candace is doing well. She is in our prayers!
Thinking of you,
Andrea
Gloria- you are so funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
bee blessed
mary
LOL!!! So perfect and so true! What a wonderful post. Thanks for the laughter today Gloria.
Hugs,
Penny
p.s. I have signed up to follow you. I am trying to keep up with my favorite blogs and this seems to be a great way. I think I am a little behind on times :-)
Love it-but how did you get my picture?!?!? Have a great day:@)
Well...DANG! I fell off my chair on that one! :) Shall we take a bow??
Lovin'hugs..
Mona
I have always loved this story. You really brought it to life with the photos though.
I would give you the Atta Girl award but I see you are tag free. Too bad Gloria because you do deserve an Atta Girl Award. You are the most generous and caring blogger around. You always are so sincere and kind. You make such a huge effort to welcome everyone. You make blogging a pleasure. Atta Girl.
Teee Heeee Heeee! I LOVE THIS. I love this! I LOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS.
And what I really wish I had was that gal's bod!
SWEET and fun!
Thanks for visiting me today Miss G! Happy Pink Saturday to you!
xoRebecca
Ha! That's great, Gloria! Hope all is well with you, and that you are back to good health. Stay cool, girl....I know you are cool! Linda
Hi Gloria,
Love this one! thanks for sharing and giving us a laugh.
My thoughts and prayers are with Candace.
Happy weekend, dear friend.
Hugs
Carolyn
Gloria, that is great! I am laughing out loud! Thanks! laurie
How funny of a post. Yep we all knew the ending how else could it end. lol
Thank you for your encouraging words to me. I appreciate your thoughts and prayers.
Hope your doing well
Love
Maggie
Oh, Gloria! I love it...so funny! I have been doing a lot of babysitting, so I am running to catch up! You know I love that French coffee table...gorgeous! I pray all is going well and is on track for the arrival of little mister Landen James and that Candace is doing well! Hope you are having a great weekend...hugs...Debbie
lol, Oh Gloria, leave it to you to find things like this... this was a good one.... Makes sense to me!
Hugs*
Good Morning Gloria Sweetie...
Oh girl I have got to tell you, I am so laughing outloud. I need this today. After the Friday I had, I love this. Thank you. Thank you. You are to cute.
I am so happy you popped by. I love it when you do. I am trying to get up and moving again. This darn illness has really drug me down. 3 months is a long time. I went back to the dr. on Friday. I am still very hoarse, they are keeping me on NO talking for the next 2 weeks at work, and talk as little as possible at home. It isn't fun at all. I am still going to have to keep taking the steroids, my lungs are still very wheezy. It has been a long road. The saddest thing was when the dr. sat me down to tell me, I may not be getting my voice back. The coughing, extreme coughing may have caused permanent damage and what I have now, may be all that I will have. I sat and cried. Today I am feeling a little better. Trying to find HOPE again.
Have a gorgeous week sweet friend. I so love to come and visit.
Country hugs and so much love, Sherry
Hi Gloria, This is fantastic! I'm sending it off to my daughter right now! And I'e been wondering about your granddaughter. This little baby has a whole circle of people beyond his family waiting for his healthy appearance! I am following you now because I thought I was before! Linda
p.s. come see me when you have a spare minute--I know you are very busy now
Okay...I just spit Dr. Pepper on my keyboard! Hahahahahahaaa!
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