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March 7, 2010

~Gotta Love Texas~

The Zipper


As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the bus.


Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.


So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.


Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.



She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,

'How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'


The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'
Hope all of you have a GREAT Sunday....


Until next time from my mountain to yours,

Hugs and Smiles Gl♥ria

23 comments:

Stacey said...

Hilarious!!

ThriftyAnnabella said...

LOL :)

9405018--Pat said...

LOVE IT....thanks for sharing...Pat H

Draffin Bears said...

Hi Gloria,

How funny and thanks for the laugh!
Enjoy your Sunday.

Hugs
Carolyn

Kathryn @ Bonafide Southern said...

This one really made me chuckle. Thanks for the laugh, Gloria! Have a great week!

Jeanette said...

very funny

Heather said...

LOL, you find the funniest things!

Shelia said...

Oh, you little most funny one! This was so hilarious! Hope you're doing well on your side of the mountain.
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)

sissie said...

Gloria,
That is so funny! You have really put a smile on my face.

hugs
Sissie

jilly said...

Dh and I will be laughing about this one for days!! We loved it.

Blessings,
Jilly

Chrissy said...

Gloria that is too funny,I am going to try to remember it well enough to tell at work tomorrow!hope you are well,xoxoxo

Donatella said...

Thank you for becoming a follower!! and for leaving such a great.. and sweet.. comment.. so glad to meet you!!calif friend!!

Lottie said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! I loved this post! I'll be telling all my friends tomorrow!
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all weekend. And a great week ahead to you!
Lottie

Rosie@Journey to Charm said...

Oh, too funny. Love it. Thanks for the laughs.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Gloria..you are such a hoot! :)
You always make us smile...
(and I really needed this tonight!)

Marilyn said...

Oh my......LOL!!
Enjoy the Day!
Marilyn
xxoo

The Victorian Parlor said...

You are too funny!

Blessings,

Kim

Tardevil said...

I got that on e-mail and thought of our Texas blogging friends. Just came by to say 'hi'! Hope you're getting some spring-like weather this week.

Diann @ the Thrifty Groove said...

LOL! Too funny!

Justine said...

I've heard this one before and it's a good one! Heeheeheeee

Justine :o )

Carrie said...

Totally hilarious!1

Sue (Someone's Mom) said...

Well, I didn't see that one coming! Funny!

Yellow Rose Arbor said...

This cracked me up!! LOL!

Katherine