~ I L♥ve Retirement~

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my

loyal pet, Sunny, and was in the checkout line when a woman


behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?



So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I


didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably

shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50


pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most


of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works


is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two


every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well


and I was going to try it again.


(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled


with my story.)



Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food


poisoned me.. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's

Butt and a car hit us both.



I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

hard.

 COSTCO won't let me shop there anymore.



Better watch what you ask retired people.
Until next time from my mountain to yours.
Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria