WELCOME to HAPPY TO BE...This is a blog about my love of Antiques, My family, humor, as humor keeps us laughing and my every Day life...I hope you enjoy your visit...Please leave me a comment to let me know you Came by so I can visit with you Thank You !!...Hugs and Smiles, Gl♥ria

September 7, 2010

~ CAN YOU HEAR ME ~

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational speaking tone to see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"



Still no response..
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?



Again no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for dinner?"



(I just love this)

"Lenny, for THE FIFTH time, it's CHICKEN!"


Hope all of you are having a GREAT day...
Until next time from my mountain to yours,

Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

28 comments:

trash talk said...

Didn't see that one coming...love it! Kinda reminds me of an old joke with a punchline of "He said he thought he knew you from Dallas!".
Debbie

Love the Decor! said...

Thank you for a chuckle this morning!!

Have a blessed day!!

Helen said...

My funny for the day ... thanks!

I am keeping dear CeeKay in my thoughts and prayers.

salmagundi said...

That is so right on!! We have the same problem at our house. Sally

Shelia said...

Oh, that's a cutie!! Hope you're doing well, Dear Gloria!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

shannon i olson said...

AMEN!!
Good laugh thanks!

marty (A Stroll Thru Life) said...

You are so funny, and this is so cute. Thanks for the laugh. Hugs, Marty

♥ Sonny ♥ said...

giggle.. good one Gloria
Why do men have to ask, " whats for dinner?".. They are gonna eat whatever it is, so why ask lol..

Confessions of a Plate Addict said...

Hi Gloria! How funny! And how typical! lol If there's a problem, it must be the wife's fault! lol lol I love your guest room tea party...so pretty! How's little mister Landon James doing? And Candace? What's left...three more weeks or so? I know you all must be getting so excited! Have a great week!...hugs...Debbie

Dawn said...

That's a good one! Haven't heard it before. Hubby's hearing isn't the best anymore but sometimes he hears and just plays with me. I'll say something and he'll say "huh?" I repeat it and he'll do it again. Takes about 3 tries before I realize he's messing with me!

Dandelion and Daisy said...

Too funny.......sounds like my house!

Sue (Someone's Mom) said...

That is funny!

Hope you had a great long weekend!

Linda (Nina's Nest) said...

Gloria, that is so cute! You made me smile! Linda

Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...

OMG Gloria,
That's a good one!
And the hubby just happens to be named Lenny? hehe.
Thanks for the smile girl. You've made me smile a lot lately.
Hugs,
Cindy

Room Service ~ Decorating 101 said...

g. you crack me up!

Karen said...

I LOVE THIS! OMG! Even my husband is laughing!
:) Karen

Penny @ The Comforts of Home/Lavender Hill Studio said...

LOL! That was a cute one!

Nancy said...

Hi Gloria!
Thanks for the laugh! That was a good one. Hope you're doing well!!

Hugs,
Nancy

mishebe said...

lol.. too funny.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

What?? LOL That was cute, Gloria.
It was so nice to hear your voice the other day. I called when too darned much was going on...and now I am beginning to hear of others that are fighting the battle of the new blogging feature.

You have some of the cutest jokes!!
You always make me smile...
I love your new picture! I think I already told you that..but anyway..I do!

S'pecially your HAIR! *sigh*
Love'n hugs,
Mona

Sandra said...

I love that story...I think my husband and I are about to that point.

Madeline's Album said...

That is so funny. Have a blessed day. Madeline

Chrissy said...

I love it....John always says I did not tell him "whatever"but the kids always back me up!!!! Have to tell him this one for sure!! hope your well my sweet friend! x0x0

xinex said...

LOL! This is so funny, Gloria. Thanks for the laugh!...Christine

Elizabeth and Gary said...

Hi Gloria,
Have been a fly on the wall at my house... I swear Gary can't hear me half the time... LOL with a big grin on my face!.
I do love chintz! it is pretty isn't it..I have few pieces.
See ya real soon!
Big hugs, Elizabeth xo

PEA said...

OMG....LOL that was too funny, I never expected that punchline! hehe Love it! xoxo

Lynne (lynnesgiftsfromtheheart) said...

You always come up with some good ones.. Keep them coming.. laughing is good for the soul..
hugs and hugs ~lynne~

Dawn said...

Just checking to make sure you got your warm red robe ready, I hear it could snow at the higher elevations tonight! In Sept.? All I know is it is downright windy and cold here right now and a few nights ago it was too hot to sleep!
Take Care!
Dawn