Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my
loyal pet, Sunny, and was in the checkout line when a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably
shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works
is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well
and I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me.. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's
Butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
COSTCO won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people.
Until next time from my mountain to yours.
Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
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