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February 5, 2012

~It's all about choices~

What is Celibacy?



Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.



While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”


He then addressed the men.
“Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,
“Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?”




And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.




May all of you have a GREAT day..
Until next time from my mountain to yours
Hugs and smiles Gl♥ra

21 comments:

♥ Sonny ♥ said...

hehehehehe.. that was great~! I'll pass it on to my daughter..

have a wonderful sunday
xoxo
Sonny

Dixie said...

What! LOL... I think that's the same answer my sweet Ricky might give... though he would know it was merely wishful thinking on his part!!

Happy Sunday... Dixie

NanaDiana said...

LOL- Gloria- A tyical man! xo Diana

Courtney ~ French Country Cottage said...

You crack me up Gloria!! I hope all is well with you and yours :)

Ceekay- Thinkin of Home said...

you are so funny!!

marty (A Stroll Thru Life) said...

You crack me up. How funny!!!! Hugs, Marty

Richard Cottrell said...

Yes, it's official, Men are idiots. I think this is so cute and so true. I doubt if my father would have known that flour had a brand name. He thought men were not welcome in a kitchen except when called for a meal. You are so dear. Love and Sissy Kisses, Richard from My Old Historic House.

Kasia said...

Hahaha! Good one! Had me giggling in an evil way! >:)

Hugs,

Dreamgoddess said...

Gloria, how cute! Honestly, my husband wouldn't know my favorite flower or flour either. Hope you're feeling great and having a wonderful weekend!

Olive Cooper said...

That is a riot.

Shelia said...

LOL! You've still got it, Gloria! This is pretty funny, we've just had a marriage boot camp at our church for the past few days!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Linda Young said...

That was cute! I went to a Dobson Marriage Enrichment Series long ago, really learned a lot!
I'm your newest follower!
Blessings, Linda

Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...

Love it Gloria! I thought you were going to tell us something more personal..hehe.
I hope your feeling well my friend, I sure do think of you often!
Hugs,
Cindy

Walking on Sunshine... said...

This is hysterical! I may have to share it! Enjoy!

Blondie's Journal said...

I love your funnies, they always make me smile!! I thought for a minute you were going to say that you had become celibate!

Hope you are feeling well, my dear! Sending many cyber hugs!

XO,
Jane

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Thanks for the chuckle Gloria-have a great week:@)

Madeline's Album said...

This was just to cute and funny. Hope you are doing well. Have a blessed day. Madeline

Mari said...

Lolololololololo, omg Gloria this is just toooooooo darn funny, thanks for the good laugh I soooo needed that :D
I pray your feeling and doing well sweetie.....

Blessings,
Mari

Sue said...

Not too many men choose self-imposed celibacy, that's for sure!! Just goes to show you that we should all school our men so they can know exactly what we like. Wonder if the wife is going to miss hubby? food for thought.....

lvroftiques said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...I'd be thrilled to pieces if my husband even knew what baking flour I used!...*winks* Vanna

Sue (Someones Mom) said...

Too funny!