You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Just wanted some humor today...Ok coffee breaks over back on my head...May you all have a Great day !!!
Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
26 comments:
Oh my goodness,you have me laughing sooo hard my make up is running...you little bugger!!!This just made my day!! Lots of love,Chrissy
Lmao.. loved these jokes!
I needed that few minutes of laughing. Have a great day,
Well, I admit I've been married three times. But I don't have the same inlaws. Boy, barely missed that one!
Brenda
Uh oh, our fridge was on the back porch when we moved here. That was Dec. 26 2001. There had never been a fridge in the kitchen since the house was built in the 30's. It did however have a hot water heater in the kitchen...
Our contractor said I could never get a fridge in the kitchen without closing off a door. Ha! I have a fridge and all three doors to my tiny galley kitchen remain. I'll have to post the renovation some time.
Thanks for the laughs, that was a close one.
Dawn
hahahaaaaaa...loved this. Thanks for the giggles today, sweetie.
Thanks for the laugh!
Wow! Three GREATS!!!
Lucky you!
Gloria,
I came by to check out your Thrifty Treasure a bit late, but oh my this gave me a big chuckle!
Cathy
OMGosh, hilarious! I needed that today! ~ Robyn
OMG, those were so funny. Loved them.
Love Ya,
Chris
love it!
Sis...you crack me up!!! Girl, I about died laughing...I could barely make it through the entire list!!! Hey...I think I resemble some of those remarks!!! Hehehehe!!! Ahhh...this is just what I needed today...I'm tired and not feeling very good. I thought I might "kick the bucket" last night but HERE I AM...STILL HERE!!! Hehe! Anyway, you sure did make me laugh and I'm a tellin' ya...it wasn't just a little laugh but it was one of those real...way down from the gut...kind of laughs!!! Thanks Darlin'!!!
Well Sis...I can see that you've been busy crafting! Just checked out your decoupage project...what a fabulous idea!!! And you're right, those would make such neat wedding gifts!!! I love it!!! Your Josh and Heather are simply adorable together...they sure make a beautiful couple!!! No wonder that little Kyra turned out just so beautiful and precious!!! Anyway...awesome idea! Thank you so much for sharing it with us!!! Well Darlin'...trying to catch up on here! Talk with you later, Sweetie!
Love you,
Chari
Thanks for the chuckle!
Hi Gloria,
Your a hoot! Loved this one, I think I have some clients that fit every one and then some! The other day I was at a new clients home and they had to give me a flyswatter to use while I wrote notes! (no lie) they don't shut there doors, so that there 4 dogs can come in and out as they please and they live near a farm! It was an interesting visit! hehe, Hugs to you, Cindy
LOL LOL LOL!!!
Oh thank you Gloria.
Very funny and made me laugh.
Enjoy your week
Hugs
Carolyn
Oh Gloria, what fun I had - I've laughed all the way through this post. laurie
Oh, you funny girl! Oh, Gloria!! I'm so upset! I could have met you in person? Oh, shoot! Maybe I ought to start saying where I'm going before I go. I would have loved to meet you! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)
heeheeheeeeeeeeeeeee! There are some really good ones in here, Gloria! Hope you've had a wonderful day!
Justine :o )
I was reading these to DH and we were laughing so hard we almost lost our cherry limeades! Thanks for the laugh, number 6 in particular cracks me up - that one hit a little close to home. Lets just say some of the boys in our family aren't the brightest bulbs in the box! Hugs, Kathy
Thanks for the chuckle! How's that beautiful miracle baby Kyra doing now? I hope all is well with her and that she's growing stronger every day! Cindy
Hi Gloria... I just loved your post today. It made me smile outloud!!!! ☺☺☺
(((HUGS)))
Donna
Hi Gloria,this was a good way for me to start my day ! Love the redneck jokes ! You be good girl !!!
There are a lot of "rednecks" here in Ohio! And yes, a lot of these would apply... LOL
hugs, Sue
Laughter is good for the soul. Thank you.
Gloris, did you get those from Jeff Foxworthy? He is so funny with the redneck jokes. Anyway, they surely were funny! Linda
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