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August 30, 2009

~HUMOR TUESDAY~



Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement --



not even her parent's nasty divorce.Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!



A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife
had bought the exact same dress!


Jennifer asked her to exchange it,
but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,'Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress.
After all, it's your special day.'

A few days later,they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.



When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,'Aren't you going to return the other dress?

You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner
the night before the wedding.
'


NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?

Hope all of you have a GREAT day....

Hugs and Smiles Gl♥ria

25 comments:

bj said...

OMGosh...this woman was a QUICK thinker!! Woo Hoo!!
I didn't know about Humor Tuesday..I may have to do a repost..hee hee...

Deanie's space said...

LOVE THE STORY ABOUT THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE. I HAD A STEP MOTHER SO I KNOW HOW HATEFUL THEY CAN BE. BLESSINGS, DEANIE

Blondie's Journal said...

Love the cartoon but I really love the story. "The Mother" had grace and SMARTS!! I hope Jennifer turns out just like her!!!

xoxo
Jane

Melissa Miller said...

Oh my goodness how nice of her. ~LOLOLOL! Too funny girl! :)

Everything's going good over here my friend! Hope you are doing well on your secenic ole' mountaintop.
~Smiles~ Enjoy your week and thanks for the laughs today. HeHe!

"Blossom" said...

Gloria, that story is so funny.
I loved it; that is something I would do...........

Chari said...

Hello Sis...

Hehe...I just love this story! I'm a tellin' ya...that Jennifer's mom is a "real woman"! It reminds me of the saying..."Don't get mad...just get even!" Hehe!!! Gotta love it!!!

Well Sis...it's been a couple of days since we've visited! How are you doing, Darlin'? I have been feeling bad again...but finally feeling better today! I don't know what's up with these little two day spells that I've been experiencing! Thank the Lord that I'm doing okay today!!! What ya been up to, Girl? Any good??? Hehe! Did Dawna make it down for the weekend...or is this next weekend that she's coming?

Well Sweetie...just stopping by to say hello and let you know that I'm thinking about you!!!

Love you, Sis!
Chari
PS...left you a note on your Princess Diane post! I loved it!!!

Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...

Oh Gloria !!! I just screamed out laughing ! You tell that woman I said "you go-o-o-o-o girl !!
I LOVE IT !!
I wished somebody would take a pic of that snotty heifer when she see's her in that dress that night !

marty39 said...

I love that story. Good for her mother, I think she got the last laugh after all. Wonderful story. Hugs, Marty

Eileen said...

GREAT JOKE!!
GREAT POST!!
All the best,
Eileen

Carrie @ Cottage Cozy said...

That would certainly put a damper on her day!

Stay Cozy, Carrie

carolinajewel said...

Great to have some laughs after a busy day at work like I had!!! Thanks sweetie! :D Jewel

Sue said...

You gave me my laugh for the day, that's for sure. Can't you just imagine the look on newbie wife's face when she saw "her" gown on !st wife!!! Love it...
It's starting to feel a little like fall here, cool in the evenings, bright sunny days with just a touch of crispness... hope your mountain is just as nice for you right now...
hugs, Sue

Cindy J. said...

What a great story and one we all have got to try and remember.. thanks so much for always bringing some joy in our lives dear Gloria.. hope this finds you well. Love, Cindy

mbkatc230 said...

Great story Gloria! I'll take grace and quick thinking over youth and beauty any day! Hugs, Kathy

Lady Katherine said...

I love this! For there are a lot of EX's in my family. They would love to get their goat! Or Dress! lol So funny! But how true! lol
Now would it not just wonderful if you could come fly over for our luncheon! I do not believe I will ever get to California! But I would love to walk down your drive, and look out at the mountains from your home! I going to get everyone together before I hit Surgery on Oct. 21 for after that I shall not be available! lol

Bill said...

Great story, Gloria! I enjoyed your Princess Diana post too ... what a loss to the world when she left us!

Hope your week is going well ...

Talk soon,
Bill

Dawn said...

Gloria, that was a great story!
Hope you aren't close to the fires in Northern CA.
Take Care girl!
Dawn

Mid-Atlantic Martha said...

Oh what a hoot! This is really funny -- and well deserved!

Tootsie said...

good morning mom!!! I misssed your call yesterday and I am not happy!!! I hated hearing your voice and not being able to talk to you!
I love this joke...I hope you have a beautiful day!!!
I am sharpening skates, getting more groceries, mowing grass and ......sending you a package!!! (among other things)

xinex said...

LOL! I love it, Gloria! How clever! Very pretty....Christine

Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...

Oh that's priceless Gloria! Smart woman. Hey my dear, I hope your ok with those fire's. For some reason I thought you might be far enough North to not be affected. Stay safe my dear, Love ya, Cindy

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Gloria, I've heard that joke before, and I'm still laughing out loud reading it again! Thanks for the laugh. Are you being affected by the smoke from the fires? This is so horrible. laurie

Beautiful Pear Tree Lane said...

Hi Gloria, before I got to the end, I was thinking what a saint, but when I read the ending I said my kind of Gal, loved this post.
Thank you for coming by and I am so happy to put your name in the hat for Sat's drawing, so good luck and have a safe and happy Labor Day weekend,
Sue

Dawn said...

Me again. I won't make it to Second Sunday this month but I'm aiming to be there in Oct. like I originally planned.
Hope to see you there.
Dawn

Kathy @ Creative Home Expressions said...

I had to smile when I read that last! Perfect! I would definitely do something just like that.