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December 11, 2011

~ Smarter Than Dirt~


HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available" George said,

"Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story)
I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

I hope and pray all of you have a GREAT week...
Until next time from my mountain to yours,
Hugs and smiles Gloria


30 comments:

onlymehere said...

Gloria, This is the best story ever! I'm still grinning from ear-to-ear!

Debbiedoo's blogging and blabbing said...

Good morning Gloria. Glad you started my day off with a smile. Hope all is well with you.

Confessions of a Plate Addict said...

How funny, Gloria! Love it...especially the first cartoon...so true! Have a wonderful week!...hugs...Debbie

Madeline's Album said...

I really got a kick out of this post. Hope you are doing better and getting stronger with each day the comes along. My prayers are with you every night. Have a blessed day. Madeline

Lynne (lynnesgiftsfromtheheart) said...

Hi darling, I love this, a good laugh was so needed today.. hope you're feeling better and better.. love ya girl. hugs ~lynne~

Lorraine Young Pottery said...

:-} GOOD ONE!!

I just found your blog.
Do come say hi to my ceramic animal friends.

HUGS Lorraine

Pat@Back Porch Musings said...

Cute and so true, Gloria! Love it!

Glenda/MidSouth said...

:-D !!
Thanks for the chuckle. Have a great week.

Beverly said...

It was so nice to hear from you, and I hope you are feeling stronger every day.

The butt jiggle part made me laugh aloud.

marty (A Stroll Thru Life) said...

You crack me up. I am so glad you are doing better. Hugs, Marty

Richard Cottrell said...

Oh My Friend. You do tell the best stories. I will keep it in mind, especially when the nearest police to me is 13 miles away. No Hope There. I have a gun, but no shells. I guess I could throw a big Old Paris Vase at them, after I hide Sissy Dog in the closet. But I just remembered, I don't have a shed. S---! I am so glad to see you on here, keep it up and get better and better. I loves hearing from you. Merriest of Christmas, this is going to be a good year for you, I just can feel it. Richard from My Old Historic House.

Honey at 2805 said...

It's nice to have a great laugh! It fills the lungs and oxygenates the brain! And my really need it! Have a happy day!

Sherry said...

So true and funny!! Gloria your so funny. Merry Christmas!!
Hugs,
Sherry

xinex said...

I love it, Gloria, lol! Thanks for giving me the idea...Christine

Shelia said...

LOL! You're feeling better! I love it! I've been so busy the last couple of days and now I'm sitting down to rest and visit and now you've got me needing to go pee! ;)
Bless you, Dear One!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Wanda Lee said...

Dearest Gloria,

This is too cute! What a fabulous story!

.., Oh my!

I am tired and blogging in the wee hours so I'll be brief. Merry Christmas and rich, abundant blessings to you and yours!..,

I know you are believer Gloria, so I thought I'd warmly invite you to pop over to either of my blogs to see my dearest mama's testimony and chat about her book that aired just today. It is now available to view on my blogs via Youtube.

Blessings and hugs, Wanda Lee

notes of sincerity said...

Oh I love it!! :o)

bj said...

haahahahaa....love this one, sweetie.

I am hoping you are feeling better and stronger every day.
Wishing you the best Christmas...
xoxo bj

Ivy and Elephants said...

Gloria, I almost fell off the chair laughing! Thanks for the good advice, I'll use it if I ever have need of a quick response.
Hope you are well.
Hugs and Happiness,
Patti

lvroftiques said...

hahahahaha!! Too funny girlfriend! Now that jiggle bum applies to me for sure, but you don't have an ounce to wave with *winks*I can flap some arm skin hello at ya too lol! Girl I sure have missed you! How are you feeling? Are you up and about yet? I'm still not ready for Christmas and don't think I will be anytime this year *winks* Love you! Vanna

♥ Sonny ♥ said...

Big grin.. Love it..

I just wanted to stop by and see how you were feeling this week.
Thanks so much for visiting me and my santas.. Its always a joy to see your smiling face and read your comment.
You are in my prayers and special wishes..

Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Sonny

bj said...

Hi, Gloria...Just wanting to see how you are feeling...and hope you have a good Christmas...
Love, bj

Mary Ellen said...

Oh Gloria I am rolling laughing at this one along with my hubby who I had to read it to!! I wish I knew you in person friend as I know you would keep me in stitches all the time!

I hope you are feeling better these days and taking it easy and pampering yourself like you need to. Merry Christmas dear friend!

bee blessed
mary

Susan (Between Naps on the Porch) said...

Thanks for the giggles, Gloria! I bet you are busy getting ready for Christmas. This will be a special Christmas for you after the scares you had this year. God is good, isn't he. :) Love to you and your family sweet friend.
XO
Susan

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Oh Lord, please let me remember this when or if I EVER get in a situation like that.
:)Merry Christmas, Sweetie!
Mona

Rosemary@villabarnes said...

I love this story! Sounds like something I would do. lol

Phyllis@Around the House said...

Next year is a month away so get to thinking cause i have been waiting along time for you to get back...Thanks for visiting me...I can always count on you....sis

Lynne (lynnesgiftsfromtheheart) said...

Hi darling, I hope this finds you feeling better and better each day. How's the new powder room coming along? Girl I know it's going to be fab!! There are sooooo many things around here that need to be repaired or replaced.. the latest is the furnace.. SCREAM!! Just one more fly in the ointment for me to try and deal with.... I know you're enjoying Landon.. our grandkids make it all worth while.. love ya girl... hugs ~lynne~

Kim said...

My poor sweet friend. I'm so sorry to hear about your ordeal. Please know that I'm thinking of you and praying for you every day. I've been so busy chasing after my little guy that I haven't had much time to blog lately. I'm sorry for just getting here. Stay healthy for Christmas and have a blessed holiday.
xoxo,
Kim

Edie Marie's Attic said...

Too funny!

Merry Christmas sweetie and have a blessed New Year!

Big hugs, Sherry