WELCOME to HAPPY TO BE...This is a blog about my love of Antiques, My family, humor, as humor keeps us laughing and my every Day life...I hope you enjoy your visit...Please leave me a comment to let me know you Came by so I can visit with you Thank You !!...Hugs and Smiles, Gl♥ria

March 6, 2011

~Missing Husband~

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.

Until next time from my mountain to yours,
Hugs and Smiles Gloria

22 comments:

Divine Theatre said...

This man definitely is related to my husband! LOL!

Kat said...

Ha ha ha ha! Girl, you are a hoot. This was too funny! Kat

Allyson Pecilunas said...

LOL!! That is hilarious!

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Ouch! Bet they never find him:@)

Richard Cottrell said...

He had better stay missing. So Funny. Richard

⚜ ↁℯℬℬᴵℰ⚜ said...

Bob better say missing! XO

Blondie's Journal said...

You made my day again, Gloria!

I heard you are snowed in. Stay busy!

XO,
Jane

afistfullofweeds* said...

You always got this good way of making my day!!

salmagundi said...

Funny story! To answer your question about my pictures - no Parrish in the bunch - only in my dreams! These are just Sunday artist pictures picked up really cheap! Have a good week. Sally

Madeline's Album said...

Another funny story and a big belly laugh for me. Have a blessed evening. Madeline

lvroftiques said...

Oohhhh he was a bewy bad man!! LOL!! Vanna

Sherry @ No Minimalist Here said...

Hi Gloria, I always know I can come here for a chuckle.
Hugs,
Sherry

Confessions of a Plate Addict said...

Too funny, Gloria! He'd better not come back if he knows what's good for him! lol Happy week!...hugs...Debbie

Shelia said...

Oh, you silly gal! Where do you find these funny stories! :)
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

elizabeth said...

HA!!!!!Love this!
So happy you came by my place and left me such a kind comment! Thanks!

Mary Ellen said...

Oh Gloria thanks for the laugh!!

I have to say that I am the one that has the problem remembering important dates! My DH is just great about always getting a card, gift etc. I run out a the last minute to the dollar store for a 2/ 1.00 card!

bee blessed
mary

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

EXACTLY what I needed...another belly laugh! :) You are such a darned delight, Gloria!
I just came from "OUT OF MY MIND" and fell on the floor over there too...got up, came directly here..and am just back on my chair again! FUNNY!
I love you much!
Mona

Cindy (Applestone Cottage) said...

Very funny Miss Gloria!
You have the cutest jokes!
Is it still snowy by you?
We just can't seem to get rid of the stuff!
Hugs dear,
Cindy

Liz said...

HA-HA!! ...too funny! Thanks for the chuckle! XOXO ~Liz =)

Chari at Happy To Design said...

Hi Sis...

Hehehehehee!!! Too funny! Yep...I think that man better stay missing too!

Well Darlin'...just wanted to stop by to say hello! Hadn't heard from you in a couple of days. How did your weekend with Landen go? I figured you were pretty busy with that sweet little guy! Not too much going on here at my place. Just piddling! Trying to get some of my winter things put away and get some pretties out for spring! I have the worst case of spring fever going on! Woke up this morning and it was snowing...eeeks! It's hard to believe that spring is supposed to be here in just 16 days! We may be lagging behind in Colorado! Well sweet Sis, hope that all is well on your side of the mountain!!! Just remember there is someone way out in Colorado that loves ya! Give Lenny a big ol' hug and kiss for me!

Love ya,
Chari

Marilyn said...

Dear Gloria,
Richard Cottrell is one of my dear friends. He told me about your great site. And when I visited I was thrilled to share some of your lovely things with humor too!

Andrea at Opulent Cottage said...

That's so funny, I'm posting it on facebook right now!! I ADORE your sense of humor!
xoxo and lots of love,
Andrea