Dear Friend,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury Spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Long time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
Happy APRIL FOOL"S DAY....
Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
WELCOME to HAPPY TO BE...This is a blog about my love of Antiques, My family, humor, as humor keeps us laughing and my every Day life...I hope you enjoy your visit...Please leave me a comment to let me know you Came by so I can visit with you Thank You !!...Hugs and Smiles, Gl♥ria
April 1, 2009
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25 comments:
OMG is that ever cute. Thanks for the chuckle on April Fools Day.
Gloria,
This was hysterically funny! And clever! I am still giggling!
Happy April Fools Day!!
xoxo
Jane
You are sooooooooooooooooooo *bad*! >,-)
Aunt Amelia
Good one Gloria! This is a hoot! ☺ Diane
ps HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
you're too funny!
Gloria - that was so silly funny :) How cute !!!
thank you !
Lori
How very funny!
Happy April Fool's day!!!
So clever! This really made me smile. Happy April Fools day to you too. Kathy
OK, that is HILARIOUS! Don't tell me ou made that up! Hee hee hee....Linda
Sooooo cute. I love the Doughboy!
That was cute. Happy April Fools Day to you too.
HILARIOUS!!!! I LOVE this one. Thanks Gloria for making me laugh today. It's been the day from !@#$ from the moment I got up today and my kids have been pranking me all day to boot! I needed a lift! Kim
I ran this one October 14th. I got it from email. It's good.
Gloria, you always manage to give me a good laugh, and this one is just about the cutest. Hugs, Marty
Oh cute....lol :)
So funny. I love the dough boy! mishelle
I am still LOL...That was just to funny.Thank you for that.I also thank you for stopping by.I have about 16 peacocks.They are very beautiful walking around,but of course there is a down side as usual.They poop on everything.They love my porch rail.But they are beautiful.LOL...
XXOO Marie Antionette
Too Cute! Happy April Fools Day! Deb
Gloria,
That is the cutest! I'm still a giggling. Cindy
Hi Gloria...you funny little scamp...I'm sorry I missed his funeral...I was at the burial of common sense...have you seen that one going around the net yet?Hugs, ;-) Bo
Omg this is too darn cute!
Cathy
I loved this the first time I read it, and I enjoyed reading it again. It always leave me with a smile. laurie
Gloria, I really needed that laugh! LOL!
Thanks...
XO,
Sheilla :-)
Girl, you just crack me up!!! If this isn't the cutest little ditty that I've ever seen!!! Thanks for sharing it...you sure did put a giggle in my heart and a smile on my face!!!
Love ya,
Chari
Oh Gloria, I have laughed so hard I have tears running down my face. Mr. Dumpling actually laughed out loud...loudly!
Oh, that was such a good chuckle.
JudyBug
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