~~ A ONE WISH GENIE~~~~

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed
woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said: 'I'm a one
wish-genie.
So.... What will it be?' The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want
peace
in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting
with each other and want all the Arabs to love the Jews and America and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. The genie looked at
the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at
war for thousands of years I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for
five
hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be
done.
Make another wish and please be reasonable. The woman thought for a minute
and said, 'Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know -
one
that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,
is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all
the
time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man. ' The genie
let
out a sigh and said.........'Let me see the freaking map again.'



Just wanted to share some Halloween humor with you today... Now all you guys be nice and don't eat all the candy..save some for the kids... " HAPPY HALLOWEEN" you guys... I am going as a MAD house wife..in my Old RED robe, Brush curlers and my Furry slippers on....OH wait a minute !!! thats what I wear every day... Be safe and Ill see you tomorrow... I will be doing Beverly " Pink Satursday "