WELCOME to HAPPY TO BE...This is a blog about my love of Antiques, My family, humor, as humor keeps us laughing and my every Day life...I hope you enjoy your visit...Please leave me a comment to let me know you Came by so I can visit with you Thank You !!...Hugs and Smiles, Gl♥ria

October 30, 2008


A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed
woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said: 'I'm a one
So.... What will it be?' The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want
in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting
with each other and want all the Arabs to love the Jews and America and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. The genie looked at
the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at
war for thousands of years I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for
hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be
Make another wish and please be reasonable. The woman thought for a minute
and said, 'Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know -
that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,
is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all
time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man. ' The genie
out a sigh and said.........'Let me see the freaking map again.'

Just wanted to share some Halloween humor with you today... Now all you guys be nice and don't eat all the candy..save some for the kids... " HAPPY HALLOWEEN" you guys... I am going as a MAD house wife..in my Old RED robe, Brush curlers and my Furry slippers on....OH wait a minute !!! thats what I wear every day... Be safe and Ill see you tomorrow... I will be doing Beverly " Pink Satursday "


Tootsie said...

hee heee heeeeeeee!!!!

RetiredAtLast said...

I'm afraid that I got the man the woman was wishing for. He doesn't cook, that's my pleasure. In every other respect he is the good man every woman hopes to find. I've been blessed with his companionship for almost 32 years.

Justine said...

Heeheehee! You funnay!!!!!

Justine :o )

Anonymous said...

haha, g, I have a old red robe and furry slippers on right now! vicky

Picket said...

GIRL!!!! lol lol You just ain't right! lol Make sure you put your teeth in before you answer the door to the trick or treaters...oh second thought never mind...they''ll think it's just part of your costume! lol Happy Halloween sis!

squawmama said...

Oh Gloria... I am LMAO this was hilarious and made me smile ear to ear... Have a simply Spooktacular Day!!!

Happy Halloween

Shelia said...

Too cute Gloria!! Happy spook day!
Be a sweetie,
shelia :)

Sue said...

mornin sweetie! I hate to brag but I got that good man too! Oh so he doesn't cook but thats ok, he brings home the money and I take him out to eat! I have started eating the candy, I gotta hide it or I won't be turning on my porch light tonight, HAPPY HALLOWEEN GIRL!!

onlymehere said...

LOL!! Happy Halloween!

Bo said...

Morning...just coming by for a fun "dose of Gloria"...haha! ;-) Bo

xinex said...

Happy Halloween, Gloria. I betcha you have a lot to share for Pink Saturdays. Can't wait to see. Thanks for the joke. LOL!

Lynette said...

Happy Halloween Gloria - Hope you have a fun filled night and a great weekend!!

Lynette said...

Happy Halloween Gloria - Hope you have a fun filled night and a great weekend!!

lvroftiques said...

Awwww G!! You funny girl!!! I've got a good one also. Thank God!! He doesn't cook either....but he fixes stuff! That's even better in my book! Lol!! You have a FABULOUS Halloween my friend! And I'm toasting ya with a snickers bar....yummmmmmm!! Vanna

Bargain Decorating with Laurie said...

That was so cute Gloria! Happy Halloween to you, sweet girl. laurie

Sue said...

thanks sweetie, this has been a hard day for me, alot of scarey stuff being said and I just can't wait til its over! I know his family will be in my prayers every night! Love ya G!! xoxo

Raxx - A day in the life said...

Ha ha! Too funny! C'mon it cant be that hard!

Anonymous said...

Hey ay cutie... I'm finally on here catching up just a bit.. the hours have been something else.. not much longer I hope..I'm so glad you came by in your robe to say hello.. love this post..tooo funny.. are you out of candy now??? Shoot.. I'll just have to go get into my own candy...lol..hope to catch you tomorrow evening... hugs ~lynne~

Anonymous said...

Just now found the other comment you made..about the new post..hummmm wonder what that was about..however.. I did just post one about an hour ago..have a "special" one coming up on Sunday... :-) hugs ~lynne~

Sue said...

yes G, I saw the interview last night, I watch MSNBC all day and night! I'm gonna post a few more random thoughts tonight! This might get addicting! xoxoxo

Bargain Decorating with Laurie said...

Gloria, is that you with Elvis on the t.v. on my blog? Lookin' good gf! laurie