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December 10, 2008

~ Inner Peace ~

I Think during this very busy season we are all at times over whelmed by all the things we want to do and get them finished..before the Big Boy gets here on Dec 25th...Well today was my day to get them all done !!! Inner Peace:

I am passing this on to you because it worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found deep inner peace. A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off :

a bottle of Merlot

a bottle of Shhhardonay

a bodle of Baileys

a butle of vocka

a pockage of Prunglies

tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins

the res of the tchesescke an a box a choqolettss

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Pleas sen dis orn to ennyun yu feel ar in ned ov inr peas.

Hope this worked for you it did for me!!! Now I have a headache...but got some stuff finished...hope all of you have a safe and blessed day...and Picket I am only kidding girl !! Don't send me to a 12 step program now!!!

Hugs and smiles Gloria

52 comments:

profenretraite said...

OH GLORIA... I am hooting so loudly that I know my neighbors can hear me!!! Thanks for the big laugh!! You are too funny girl!...Debbie

xinex said...

LOL! Maybe I should try that...you are so funny, G!...Christine

Kathysue said...

So that is where inner peace comes from, and I have been doing it all wrong!!Gloria, too funny for words, thanks for making me laugh!kathysue

Justine said...

Heeheehee... seems a lot of bloggers have been doing this to find their inner peace!

Justine :o )

Chris said...

Oh I could do some of that too, we should have a party.

Hugs,
Chris

Sue said...

LOLOL!! Gloria you are a hoot!! have a safe trip to the grocery store, take your checkbook, you'll need every penny you have! Hate grocery shopping, everything is starting to drop in price, when will food prices start dropping??? I'm doing nothin today, maybe one load of laundry, I'm tired G!! TTYL!! xoxoxo

Diane said...

OMG Gloria! I was starting to feel really guilty when I began reading this. All the unfinished projects are drowning me! Then I read further... And belly laughed really hard. I'm still chuckling!!! Good one, my friend!


Diane

Diane said...

Oh, I forgot! Scroll down to my bottom gadget area. I made a penguin snowglobe with one of Chris's baby pictures!!! It cut off too much on the side bar gadget area....

I posted a new white xmas tree on the header too. I need to retake a picture though, you can see a white foot.... hrmph!

♥♥♥

Kristen said...

Love it...I need to see if there is anything around I need to finish :)

Linda said...

I loved this...I know I have a few things to finish myself!! Oh wait...I'm supposed to be baking cookies!!

marty39 said...

I love your sense of humor. I don't get the same "inner peace" from a cup of tea. I'm drinking the wrong thing. haha Marty

"Blossom" said...

Sanka, woooooooo.
I had some too. So funny girl.
Laughing my butt off.
LOL
Blossom

Tootsie said...

I could use some "finishing" touches! lol
first need to make my tummy feel better or it will not be so fun!
thanks for the visit. I think yesterday I only stopped at three blogs! sleeping is not an option for me today..my kids are home! and did I mention that they are fighting? maybe I should start finishing! lol

Anonymous said...

hahaha, I like your style g ! vickydarnell

nikkicrumpet said...

ROFL...too funny...but what about us girls who don't drink!!!!

Lynne said...

Ummmmm !!! I'm wondering if I need to look around to see if there's anything I need to finish...This was hystercial...glad I read this after finishing the paint job on the gals dining room today...lol
hugs ~lynne~

Chari said...

Hehehehe...Hahahahaha...LOL!!!

Girl...I read your blog and smiled for the first time today...not to mention that I about peed my pants laughing...oh my, did I just say that? Hehehehee...

Love ya Darlin',
Chari

ceekay said...

yep...those sciptins will send you over to your own private zen!
This made me remember so much a friend who used to ask me why nobody wants to lose their mind? She saw all the benefits ie..padded room, someone bringing you your food, don't know you have bills....etc. Enjoy your getting stuff finished!

Sweetie said...

I think that maybe I have a few thing to finish also! Please stop for a visit. I have something for you.
Sweetie

Picket said...

Girl..I am gonna kick your hiney! Here I was in deep concentration thinking you was about to give us some wonderful news on how to make life more calm and then I start reading the LIST!!! lol lol Girl don't make me have to get a chaw of tobacco and go out in the yard and spit! lol lol Oh Tracy juts called and my first great grandchild is a BOY!!!! He is due to enter this world May 6th 2009! Man I better stock up on some hair color I can just feel my gray roots growing out by the second! lol

Carol said...

You really had me going there for a moment Gloria! Whew. . . what a relief!!! So funny girl!!!
Smiles,
Carol

Melissa Miller said...

I kept wondering why everything was spelled wrong and then it clicked!

HAHAHAHAH! :)

Bo said...

Hi Gloria...you made me think you really knew how to get down with it...and then I remembered you said you're pretty much a tea-totaler these days! Thanks for the giggles!
;-) Bo

imjacobsmom said...

This is cute.....I'll see what I can finish around here....Robyn

Glenda said...

Sounds like a "plan" to me. I'll try to start utilizing the "plan" immediately.

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Rock On!!!

salmagundi said...

I was starting to think that may be you had the answer to inner peace - finish all the projects!!! You gave me a giggle as I read on. Have a great day. Sally

squawmama said...

Oh Gloria I am LMAO here... I love that kind of inner peace and could use some now... Very funny... Have a great day... Love Ya

(((HUGS)))
Donna

Jill said...

Thanks for the laugh! I am a cranky girl today and I need it! :)

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

Gloria,
That is so cute! You made me smile. It's some advice I might could actually do!

laurie said...

Just wanna say I tuk ur advis, an I do hav an idr who gud u fel. laurie

Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...

You ain't right ! This is so funny ! The whole time I was reading this I was thinking about I Love Lucy doing the vitamin commercial.The more she took the drunker she got. LOL !!

Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...
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Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...

Hey Gloria ,I think I posted twice. I thought the first one didn't get through. I think I didn't see that it had to be approved first, so I posted again.Sorry about that honey !

Whew-w-w-w it is 1:00 am and I ain't been drinkin nothin ! LOL.

Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...

I deleted it! I'm outta here now ! Good night ! LOL .

artis1111 said...

Toooo funny. Kathy

mbkatc230 said...

Thanks for the giggle! I need to look around the house and see what I can finish off, unfortunately it seems to be mostly cookies lol. This is my first visit to your blog, but I'll definitely be back. You're a hoot. Kathy

Ma'dame French said...

MAybe this is exactly what I need to get me into the spirit this year!! thanks for the chuckle! French;)

Lynette said...

Hey Gloria - about the little boy - they are just asking for prayers now.
Lynette

Jessica said...

Morning sweet Gloria~ this was too funny! :) It snowed here last night....I can't believe it. It was gorgeous! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Hugs~ J

Pat@Back Porch Musings said...

Cute post Gloria!

Lynne said...

Good morning sweet friend.. The candy canes are lights..I love when I turn them on..I'm glad you enjoyed the kitchen all decked out..It was alot of fun to put together... did you get your old red robe? I got my popcorn..lol.. Hope you're doing well today...
I'm off to open the shop.. will check in after bit..hugs ~lynne~

ksarra said...

Girl, you got me on that one. I was wondering to myself, "Boy, Happy sure is making a lot of typos today!" I should have seen that coming. Keep smiling!

Deb said...

This is too cute Gloria. Inner Peace huh, I may need a little bit. LOL!!!Deb

DAWNA said...

Good Morning,
LOVE U HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 2 SEE U SOON LOVE YA DAWNA

lvroftiques said...

Hahahahahahaha!!! I'm ready for that kind of "Inner peace" However it would lead to more "outer expansion" if you kwim?!! *winks* Girl you are a hoot!!! Vanna

Chari said...

Hey Girlfriend...

Just stopping by with a big hug and a smooch...and to see how you were doing today? Just wondering if you're up and about since you found and partook in that "inner peace" remedy...hehe!!!

Love ya honey...
Chari

Chrissy said...

You just made my make-up run, like Tammy Fayes darn you!!!!

Sue said...

Gloria! You're just gonna leave me hangin here?? Are you gonna tell me what you bought?? LOL!!

lvroftiques said...

Gloria shame on you!!! You can't just drop by my blog...tell me you found the most wonderful thing....And not tell me what it is!!!! That's MEAN!!!! *winks* And I wanna hear the whole story! With all the ooohhhhs and ahhhhhss and Holy Moleys!! Did you "squeal like a sissy girl"? (to quote Dot *winks*) Come on girl spill!!Lol! Vanna

Donna Marie said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Gloria that was too funny! You are so cute! I miss you!!!! I am feeling much better!

xoxoxoxoxo
Donna Marie

Screaming Meme said...

Too fun! Inner Peace! I love it! Meme